Storytime with the Smurf – By Smurfy

In this segment you the reader will get a chance to mail in questions to Smurfy. She will take those questions, and respond with the most ridiculous answers imaginable. “It is my belief that laughter is everything – so, why not share a little silliness with others along the way?” – Smurf

Please send all questions to Smurfy’s pm.

(Please note: Revo does not necessarily agree with the words and opinions of Smurfy. In fact, we reserve the right to deny association with her at all.)

Question Submitted by Shy

Why can’t girls pee standing up too? How is that fair?

Response by Smurf

Who’s to say you can’t? Go ahead and do it. Sure, you might end up with pee streaming down your leg, and your boss might walk in just in time to see the wet spots all over your pant leg. Try splashing water on your pants to cover up the fact that it’s piss. Sure, you might smell like pee, but you can cover this scent up by pouring pickle juice on your pants. You’re welcome. 

Question Submitted by Detta

What do you think Dolphins are saying when they eee eee eee at us?

Response by Smurf

“Well Larry, here they go again stupid humans once again peeing in our house.” Mind your manners don’t piss in the ocean. It might be a dolphins living room. Just saying. 

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