Storytime with the Smurf – By Smurfy

In this segment you the reader will get a chance to mail in questions to Smurfy. She will take those questions, and respond with the most ridiculous answers imaginable. “It is my belief that laughter is everything – so, why not share a little silliness with others along the way?” – Smurf

Please send all questions to Smurfy’s pm.

(Please note: Revo does not necessarily agree with the words and opinions of Smurfy. In fact, we reserve the right to deny association with her at all.)


Question Submitted by Shy

What if aliens are searching for us too, but… then we’re aliens also!?

Response by Smurf

There would be double penetration anal probing going on, and I’m just not down for that much ass sex. So, of course that would start a war between who gets to stick the probe in whose ass causing mass amounts of destruction, and casualties … I’m in. May the one with the biggest kink win. 


Question Submitted by Anonymous-

What’s your favorite thing to do?

Response by Smurf